Questions About Marriage Tips Jokes

What’s a good tip to keeping a marriage alive in the bedroom?

I have been with my husband for 4 years and am currently pregnant with our second child. My husband likes to crack jokes and stuff, which totally puts me out of the mood. What is a good way to keep the fire lit in the bedroom without getting him to crack a joke about the romance I seek?

Tips for sex ed classes…?

Today was my first day off work for Christmas and I was looking to spend it relaxing. However, one of my fellow nurses phoned me around noon to tell me that after the Christmas holidays, I’ve been marked down to do a sex-ed speech at a local school for 9th years (around 13-14 years old). Everyone in our department of nursing takes turns going to school, and I guess its just my turn, which is fair enough.

Only, Im now visibly pregnant, almost 18 weeks, and one of the talks i have to do with, lets be honest, rather immature teenagers, is safe sex, avoiding STI’s and pregnancy. I’ll be around 22 weeks then so my stomach will be even more promminent.
I’m obviously going to face plenty of jokes about how I “didn’t practice contraception properly” and, dealing with kids evry day, I know telling them I’m going through a planned pregnancy won’t stop them from making silly jokes and interrupting my speeches. They’ll ignore it and carry on trying to get their laughs

I’m usually able to deal with children acting up like this, but I’m suffering marriage problems at the moment and I’m worried I may loose my cool, loose my place or maybe succum to my raging hormones and have a bit of a breakdown.

Anyone have any tips to help ME keep my cool whilst trying to use my own personal experience with kids? I deal with kids ever day, but I’ve never personally been in this situation so don’t fully know how to deal with kids messing around this way. I’ve taught sex ed sucessfully before but this is a serious thing they’ll pick at.

Any tips would be great, thankyou xx
These are 9th years in a UK school, which I’ve dealt with in our hospital and at school before. they’re different from the Stereotypical US freshmen. 80 – 90% of them take jokes too far, disrupt classes and cause big problems which never phased me before. They may know this stuff already, but that won’t stop them interupting me constantly to make jokes about my pregnancy.

I know what its like to have them throw derrogitory jokes my way during these classes but I’m worried my current state will mean its harder for me to stand them

Why did yet another Republican talking about Gay marriage when there cheating on their wife?

last time i look you don’t give tips to the nation when you’re breaking vows you made for you’re own marriage

basically you just shut your mouth like republican ensign who said that bill clinton lost all credibility for having an affair when he is doing the same an in congress and doesn’t resign till he caught?

what a joke

seriously this isn’t even making sense why is ensign talking about marriage when he sucks so bad at it an trying to keep other people in line and talking about respect

this man should be in jail not cause he cheated on his wife but because he said how horrible people are for doing what he had been doing the whole time and tried to ban gay marriage when he is cheating on his wife while married which is even worse

First time making love tips please?

Now before I get all these “make sure you really love him” or “wait until marriage” and “use to correct protection” answers, here’s our background:
I’m 16, he’s 18. He’s had one sexual partner, I’m still a virgin. He has been one of my best friends for over a year, and we’ve been dating for 4 months. I’ve been on birth control for 2 months, and we’re planning on having a long-term relationship, we already worked out everything for when he goes to college next year. Yes, I’m in love with him, there’s no doubt. Okay. Sweet.

Alright. Well he’s been hinting at sex, and I go with it. I don’t just smile and disregard his jokes and attempts. The last two times we’ve fooled around I got more touchey-feely with him, and taken more articles of clothing off (just like his belt or my top layer shirt/sweatshirt). How else can I drop hints that i’m ready to give myself to him?
And what can i do to make sure he’s enjoying himself as well before we actually do anything?
Or how can i have him initiate sex? He has a lot of respect for me and never goes farther than he’s 100% certain i’ll let him.
I’m on birth control, and he’s going to use a condom or else it’s not going to happen

Tips on talking to parents?

Skipping straight to it, I put on my fb profile that I was engaged, to mess with my friends to actually see how many of them would notice(2) anyhoo, because my family is horrible gossipers, my aunt told my grandma and she told my dad leaving my dad pissed. Anyhoo i’ve already spent 20 min crying and explaining to step mom that it was just a joke and I have no intentions on getting married(i’m 16) and I already told my bf that I plan on going to the military first, then after that think about marriage. Anyway how do I explain that it was a joke and not for real? Thanks
Ok, 1. It was a joke, so maybe you are just stupid.
2. I don’t say anyhoo when I talk, only when I type.
P.S my family is nothing but disfunctional, druggys and nothing but kids. I don’t want to get married! and i’m NOT engaged. It was purly a joke, since in our group of friends us and another couple are the only people that has actually lasted more 5 mos.
The Fake engagement.
and Thank You Fair Eros!
I made another fb. and its for famly only
I meant gossiping as in, they ran out of other people to talk about, so they moved on to me.